The Scoop on Tiger's Car Accident

As speculation and internet rumors stir about Tiger Woods and his recent "car accident" at 2:30 am on Thanksgiving, thought I'd take the opportunity to post the real scoop on just what went down at the Woods residence on late Thanksgiving night...

Now its important to remember that this is far from confirmed, and just information passed onto me by someone who knows Elin Woods (Tiger's wife obviously). But having said that, I still believe this info is pretty much spot on and what actually took place.

Woods' wife has had a long history of domestic violence (according to this source) and is a supposed "nut." Late on Thanksgiving her and Tiger got into a very heated exchange, so heated in fact that Elin came at Tiger with a golf club. Like any helpless (and completely innocent of course) guy would do, Woods booked it and tried to leave the house. Elin proceeded to run outside with the golf club in tow, only to watch Tiger barrel down the driveway in an attempt to get away. As well documented, Tiger crashed the car and never made it down the drive way. Elin, still conveniently having that golf club was able to help Tiger get out (car was locked) by smashing the window with the club (you think it was a nike?)

Now you can believe what you want, but this story makes a hell of a lot of sense to me. Why else have both parties refused to comment on what seemed to be a simple car accident? Why might there be a police investigation? And why did Elin's father Thomas Nordegren say when asked about it, "No way, I'm not gonna go there" if it was just Tiger drunkenly backing his car out of the drive way? Also I wouldn't be surprised if some of all of tigers "injuries" happened before he even got in the car.

The 911 tapes are supposed to be released in a day or two, so hopefully the whole story will come out then, we'll see. I guess the public deserves to know what a menace even dime ass Swedish nannies like Elin Woods can be to society...