FYI

I wrote that story on Charlie a good 4 days before he was fired. ENJOY

Bye Bye Fatso

BYE BYE CHARLIE. BETTER LUCK ELSEWHERE.

P.S. Go cry elsewhere Timmy Tebow. Nobody gives a shit about your senior day you pussy.

The Scoop on Tiger's Car Accident

As speculation and internet rumors stir about Tiger Woods and his recent "car accident" at 2:30 am on Thanksgiving, thought I'd take the opportunity to post the real scoop on just what went down at the Woods residence on late Thanksgiving night...

Now its important to remember that this is far from confirmed, and just information passed onto me by someone who knows Elin Woods (Tiger's wife obviously). But having said that, I still believe this info is pretty much spot on and what actually took place.

Woods' wife has had a long history of domestic violence (according to this source) and is a supposed "nut." Late on Thanksgiving her and Tiger got into a very heated exchange, so heated in fact that Elin came at Tiger with a golf club. Like any helpless (and completely innocent of course) guy would do, Woods booked it and tried to leave the house. Elin proceeded to run outside with the golf club in tow, only to watch Tiger barrel down the driveway in an attempt to get away. As well documented, Tiger crashed the car and never made it down the drive way. Elin, still conveniently having that golf club was able to help Tiger get out (car was locked) by smashing the window with the club (you think it was a nike?)

Now you can believe what you want, but this story makes a hell of a lot of sense to me. Why else have both parties refused to comment on what seemed to be a simple car accident? Why might there be a police investigation? And why did Elin's father Thomas Nordegren say when asked about it, "No way, I'm not gonna go there" if it was just Tiger drunkenly backing his car out of the drive way? Also I wouldn't be surprised if some of all of tigers "injuries" happened before he even got in the car.

The 911 tapes are supposed to be released in a day or two, so hopefully the whole story will come out then, we'll see. I guess the public deserves to know what a menace even dime ass Swedish nannies like Elin Woods can be to society...

Turkey Day Travesty

Our lovable Lie-Downs have had the privilege of playing in the national spotlight on Thanksgiving for countless seasons over the years, unfortunately for their fans (what's left of them) this could soon come to an end.

They've been the butt of many jokes for many, many seasons, and there is rising public sentiment they no longer should host one of the annual Thanksgiving Day football games. As tough, and as hard as it probably is for Lions fans to come to terms with, this is probably the right decision.

I've heard stories from many uncles and victims of the franchise that love to recall their memorable games on turkey days. These games seem to be a thing of the past, a mere memory. Although the Lions we're always far from "automatic" on thanksgiving, in the 70's/80's and even 90's they could pull out a few barn burners and come through for some exciting wins once in a while.

They've lost every Thanksgiving since 2003, and have only won twice this decade. It's not only that their losing on thanksgiving...it's that their getting embarrassed. The Lions have been a lifeless bunch that have gotten run over on their own turf for too long now. The NFL Nation needs to see, and deserves to see the high level of football that most of the league puts out week in and week out.

There is so much talent and skill out there in the NFL, and especially on a holiday like Thanksgiving, where all the average schlup wants to do is eat and watch football, it deserves to be showcased on a national level. Even the Cowboys act (even as they win year after year) is getting tiresome. Seeing Jerry Jones every year in the late hours of the afternoon is slowly killing my holiday.

Maybe a rotational system for Thanksgiving day games would be best? The NFL can pick an AFC and NFC rivalry each year and let the teams have their time to shine on turkey day. So as difficult as it may be for Lion Nation to recognize and understand, their days on Thanksgiving may be numbered.

Fashion Show

Saw these on another site and was instantly amazed. I understand its ridiculous how much money this program puts into their uniforms but shit, if you look good, you feel good. These are easily in the top 5 nastiest helmets in the FBS. A long with the new Ohio State uniforms they're rockin' for the November 21st game against the Maize and Blue, I wish Michigan would mix it up. Again its a classic kind of thing, teams like Michigan and the Red Wings just have to much history to change it up. Their simple jersey's make them great.

Thanks Aaron.

Dope

Came across these jerseys today as I did my daily reads. Those are dope and am wondering where I could score a pair of those shorts.

Tribute To 'The Captain'

On his Hall of Fame Induction

I'll Be Back

Not only is he fucking people up on the ice, now he's fucking with reporters off the ice as well. He knows he's a bad ass and its impossible to hurt him for more than a couple weeks. So he comes out and says he'll miss over a month....PSYCH. Don't worry, his pace for over 120 points is still on and will continue in about a week.

Yuck!

I know everyone has seen this already, but just wanted to comment on it. I always loved on Slammin' Sammy but come on Sammy, be yourself, you can't be Mark McGwire and when you do stuff like this it makes people wonder if they should love you just because of your 600+ HR or the fact that your a flaming metro sexual.

GO AWAY

So apparently Allen Iverson isn't happy? I'm sitting here watching a nice piece about Pat Tillman and how he really was true hero and across the bottom I read how Allen Iverson is thinking about retirement. I understand the man was a great at one time but he thinks he's god. I care about Allen Iverson about as much as I care about women rights. Retire already, your old, your bad now and no team nor anyone cares that you were a four time scoring champ. You have the mindset of that player you aren't anymore. Now quit crying about you career and go jerk off to yourself in the mirror.

Bob Bopp Song

It's back on YouTube

Delmas Train

I know as a Lion's fan its hard to watch such horrid games that they present us with every weekend. Just another Sunday comes where I get up before kick off and throw on my Stafford jersey, sit their for the entire game and bitch about everything. I mean, the Seahawks? Really? Those ugly jerseys, a washed up QB, a mediocre running-back, the list goes on. Regardless, they gave us the business today and it didn't help my boy threw 5 INT's.
There is one thing I love about every game, how reckless Louis Delmas is. He doesn't give a shit about anything as long as he punishes the man in front of him. Watching him play is exciting on every play because I know wherever that ball ends up, hes tackling that guy to the ground. I mean what other rookie talks shit to A.P after tackling him? And who can forget Delmas' in the first game (which was Delmas' first game) knocking the ball out of Colstons hand AFTER he already scored.
The one thing I sit back and think about is if Delmas or Sims had a brain? That would be a pretty dope combo.

Louis Delmas + Ernie Sims > Dean Portman + Fulton Reed

Baby Taint

The day Tate goes a game without getting hurt is the day Michigan returns to glory. He literally can't even go a quarter of play with out going to the sideline whining like a little baby. Too bad his job isn't threatened because the rest of the Michigan QB's have the accuracy of a drunk sorority girl. Don't get me wrong, Tate is solid and is going to continue on towards greatness, but as for now, grow some fuzz on your peaches and take some Midol.

P.S. Shave the pubes off your chin Tate, that doesn't make you any tougher...Trust me, I wish it did.

I'm goin' In

Wheel Chair Austin

Watching the Stones, stumbled upon this striking resemblance.

Dirty Dirt.

Get Outta Town

I'm getting sick of all this bull shit about Matt Stafford being booed at his own stadium. Give the guy a fucking break, he was clearly the best guy in the draft, had a sick college career then got drafted by an 0-16 team that not can't even hang with a decent high school team. I mean look at him, would you rather have him or that dirty Mark Sanchez? Go look at what he did with his summer vacation, and then look what Stafford did. Stafford got drafted in April, and got bitches and money all summer. Sanchez went out, took his shirt off, got greased up and posed for GQ. Sick life Dirt Sanchez.