Black Out

This is a unique post about the Lions. I am not going to complain about the team one time (thats a lie, you can't post about the Lions and not rag on them) in this post, yet I will complain that I missed my first Lions game in two years. My last two semesters at Grand Valley I haven't missed one Sunday (I specify just in case you morons ever thought the Lions have played on a Monday night during my lifetime) Lions game. This past weekend I came home to celebrate the Holiday season (shout out to Nick Sink-a-Nellys X-mas party and Ernie gettin down with Jac Nic) and I missed the fucking game. Now I wouldn't be upset if I was doing something productive Sunday but I was sitting around on my thumb all afternoon. Not only was the game blacked out but it was a rare good game and they lost in the last two minutes. So FUCK YOU Detroit fans for not going to the game or at least buying tickets, FUCK YOU Lions (minus Staffy and Calvin) for being bad causing Detroiters to not go to the games and FUCK YOU Anquan Boldin for a million reasons and beating us Sunday.

P.S. Kurt Warner is old as shit.
P.S.S Stanton+Culpeppers QB ratings combined didn't equal Warners. Sigh... :(